Husband posts ‘for sale’ ad for wife as if it were a used car: ‘Great headlights’

Husband posts 'for sale' ad for wife as if it were a used car: 'Great headlights'
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It’s a good thing she likes him.

A man has put his wife up for sale in a humorous ad online while she was on a girls’ weekend, comparing her to a used car.

Robbie McMillen, the ultimate husband prankster, posted a photo of his wife Sarah alongside a list of the pros and cons of “buying it”.

The joke post included pros such as being “above average condition for the year” with “great headlights”, but complained of an “intermittent little whine that got much worse over the eyelash month”.

The listing also said it came with a “good set” of tires and even “comes with an extra 100 pairs”.

The list was created as a joke while Sarah was away for a girls weekend.
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He even offered tips on how to take care of the 39-year-old, including “filling the tank” with “cocktails”, which ensured “great smiles per gallon”.

“While she was off with her friend to a festival drinking and making memories, I thought it would be fun,” he told Kennedy News. “We’ve been together almost 20 years, she’s used to those positions so I wasn’t in the niche.”

Robbie, a 38-year-old father-of-two, said in the post he was open to “offers” or “swaps”, suggesting actress Jennifer Aniston or Irish singer-songwriter Imelda May.

Robbie and Sarah McMillen
The couple met 20 years ago in Puerto Rico.
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“It was really just a joke, we still laugh together,” he said.

But the post, which was shared on April 17, did not include an entry price. Still, the bar owner and DJ said he had “a few offers” but “unfortunately she is now off the market”.

“As you can see from her photo, she’s never for sale,” he continued. “She’s one in a million.”

Sarah McMillen
Robbie included a photo of Sarah in the listing to spark interest.
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The couple, originally from Essex but now living in Puerto Rico de Gran Canaria, are parents to two children, Mae, 17, and Leo, 11. The humorous post garnered hundreds of likes, shares and comments, including a laugh from Sarah herself.

“He is very cheeky. When I saw the post I just laughed because he does stuff like that all the time, he’s a bit of a prankster,” she said, admitting she might have missed her. her husband during his trip.

“Maybe he just missed me,” she continued.

Robbie and Sarah McMillen
The key to their marriage, Sarah said, is to make each other laugh.
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While Robbie joked about Sarah’s self-tanner, she said she didn’t use fake bronzer.

“I don’t need it, but I have a really big collection of shoes,” she said. “But I think he has the same number of sneakers as I have shoes.”

In the listing, Robbie made a comment that she “got a bad exhaust smell every morning”, which Sarah called “cheeky”, but agreed that she actually loves cocktails.

Sarah and Robby
Robbie is a constant prankster, and Sarah said the listing might be because she misses her.
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“My favorite cocktail right now is an espresso martini, which is in my hand in this photo,” she said, adding that if Robbie was “allowing” Aniston or May, she was “allowing” actor Leonardo DiCaprio.

“I saw a few comments under the post saying he was ‘hitting’ which is nice to see,” she said.

Comments on social networks
Robbie agreed that Sarah is “one in a million”.
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Some people left comments under the viral post online, while others advised to “hug it hard”.

“She’s gorgeous you better watch Robbie she don’t come in before you and give you free lol beautiful couple,” one person wrote.

social media comments
Others said he should “hold her tight.”
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“You hit like that…hold her tight,” said another.

“No one could afford our one in a million Sarah Mcmillen,” someone else wrote.

“We’ve been together for ages and the secret to our relationship is that we always talk and laugh, we’re just best friends,” Sarah said.

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